Too Good To Be True 😅

by Sanela K. Feb. 21, 2021

"Sounds too good to be true."

Whoever said this was darn right! 🤷‍♀️

I already told you before about an offer to become a makeup artist, right?

(If you have zero idea what I am talking about - GO BACK AND READ MY EARLIER BLOG POST😆).

Well, back then it sounded really too good to be true, AND it was. Not true at all. 😆

Or at least not what they told me it's gonna be about.

I was suspicious of course and I asked them the last time, at least 3 times, if there will be something I will have to pay for, and they said no.

Well, today ! had a zoom meeting with them after I cancelled to come to visit them 200km away. (What a waste of time and money would it have been if I really went there!).

The guy had no freaking idea we already had a one phone call where I asked them all possible questions. 😆

He expected me to ask him what I wanna know. 😆😆😆

I already did!!! 2 weeks ago!

Well, he said I am now supposed to BUY their products, with a discount of course, to do makeup for people. After I finish their "education".

Yeah, education my butt🍑. 😂😂😂

He was talking about "webinars". Like, I am supposed to "learn" all skills online. Like you can learn how to do professional makeup online, without any practice in a real life setting and on real people. 😂😂😂

Such a hilarious guy with a gray beard. Oh, they are my favorite frauds! 😂😂😂😂

Anyhow, I was patient and heard everything he had to tell me.

I said okay, we will keep in touch, while planning on a cancelling strategy for this whole makeup thing in my head.

And the strategy is: I am gonna write him later that he can only dream about selling me his proposal. 😆😆

Well, I guess I am never going to be a makeup artist, but who cares, I am your artist here, making you laugh (and maybe also cry 🤔) and I have no problem to be lame publicly. 😂

Anyhow, I didn't take the failed makeup adventure with negativity. It was more like: oh the guy is hilarious if he believes I am gonna buy products to be his salesperson. 😆

The universe and human stupidity have no boudaries. 😁😁Just like my inspiration for this blogging. 😂

Yesterday was the day 8 of my planking challenge and the Leviticus Fashions team wanted to see me increasing my plank time to 90 seconds. 🙄

I was like: noooo waaaaaaaay! 😆

Then I said, "okay, I am gonna plank as long as I can." So, just like the Leviticus Fashions team said: "we knew you could do it, you just didn't want to do it." 😆

Oh, they already know me so well. 😆😆😆

So, I did my plank for 90 seconds.

I was biting my sweater and making hilarious faces but I DID IT. 💪

After I finished, I treated myself with a beer. 🍺

What a "lady" I am! 😆😆😆

And what a combination! Well, I am that kind of person who is a perfect mix of totally illogical traits and talents. 😅😅😅

Oh, and I also danced in front of my mirror again. 💃

It probably has nothing to do with that beer I drank. 😅