HO-HO-HO Merry Sanela Christmas 🎅

by Sanela K. Dec. 25, 2020

"Make my wish come trueeeeee, all I want for Christmaaaaaaaas iiiiiis yooooooouuuuuu!" 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

Next year on Christmas I will be wearing my boots and singing to them: "Last Christmas I gave you my heart" 💕❣💗

And the very next day - YOU DIDN'T RUN AWAY!!!!!! - Because boots are not men 😂😂😂😂

Men readers: I am not a feminist, I am not always on the women's side, I don't have anything against you!!!!! I just got a broken heart awhile ago💔 and I am trying to make fun of it.... or myself? 🤔 Well, what's the difference?!? 🤷‍♀️

I am publicly lame anyway 😝

Like I said on my "fast-fast-neighbor-is-coming" youtube video (😂😂😂😂) I have some tragic.........humor filled moments to share with you! 😆

I arrived in Croatia around 3 PM.

But the story begins in the "early" morning, the day before (10 AM) with me waking up - tired, because I watched a Turkish war series till 2 AM 🙄

Like I always do, I really enjoyed my coffee - for a very long time! ☕

I was thinking: okay, bus is leaving at 6 PM, I already packed all my stuff (oh, really?????), I just have to buy some Christmas gifts (because the day before on my way to shopping center I got a panic attack and went back home immediately) and some snacks. Everything else is prepared! - AHA!!! SURE!!! 🙄

It just started as an innocent shopping trip close to my apartment! - you know the old story!

Okay, I bought gifts and some other stuff I didn't plan to buy but ....... yeah...the same old story!

Oh, well, I was hungry.. well, I don't have food at home and I had to leave gifts there, and then go back to buy snacks and something the heck for lunch and then I am finished, I may evenl have some time to take a rest also - such a luxury. - AHA!!!! 🙄

On my way home, I got an e-mail that a package (not austrian postal service this time!!!!) I was waiting for was supposed to be delivered in that moment and I wasn't home. Even if I would have been, the building is so old that we don't even have bells (probably built from 1754 before Christ), so they wouldn't find me anyway.

Okay, I got the address where to pick up my package. Good. It's not far, I still have time.

So, after I ate some frozen/unfrozen pizza I went there to pick up the package and then went back home. With package. One package! That were shoes (of course!) 😆

Then the person who sent me that package told me that I was supposed to get another package with my Christmas costume and not the shoes.... what!!??

Another package is still there??!! - I HAVE TO GO BACK THERE??!!!! And it's already 4:45!!!!! PM!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh!!!!! I couldn't let a Christmas costume lay there in Austria and travel peacefully to Croatia!! Now I was searching for a taxi like crazy because they were closing the office at 5 PM.

And the place where taxi is always available and you see a million of them every time you walk around - I COULDN'T FINDE EVEN A SINGLE ONE! I was already totally late. Hope was lost, but as I am a stubborn little iron lady, I went there even though I knew I might miss my bus leaving for Croatia shortly.

I was almost running, sweating like a pig, getting nervous, and getting mad..... !!!

But when I arrived, they were still there scanning the packages!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I got it!!!! I got my package!!! Then I went home AGAIN!! CALLED the taxi and said I need it to be here in 5 mins!! The lady was like: "oh, I am not sure if it will be ready in 5 mins."

Just send me the freakin' taxi, lady!!!!!!!

I was such a nice young lady with such great social skills 🙈🙊

The taxi got to my apartment, and I asked the driver at 5:53 if we can make it to be on the main bus station by 6pm.

He said: no chance! 😆😆😆

Well, we made it! At the very last minute!!!!! ⌛

I was totally exhausted, but I did it! 😆😆😆

For the entire bus trip, I was looking forward to decorating a Christmas tree at my parent's house and to spend some time with my family. So just like that. I arrived, ate great food my mother cooked (at 3 AM), and went to sleep. 🛌

And what do you know??! We have never had worse looking Christmas trees 🌲 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

I was telling myself: okay, Sanela! It is what it is. You can make them much prettier with your decorations! It's gonna be fine! Tomorrow is Christmas, It's not like you have any choice. Make a freakin' lemonade of those lemons!!!!!

By the way, I started to hate lemonades. 😆

I was finally done withe trees and everything was decorated! Including me! I was transformed into Miss Claus! With all my make up, my brand new costume (that I almost missed my bus to go and pick up), and my amazing LeviTicus Fashions black leather thigh boots........ and then all of the sudden!!! Boom!!!! 😳

What the heck did just happen???????????

The lame Christmas tree had decided to kiss the floor ......soooo loudly!!! 😳

YES! It fell down!!!!!!

NO! It wasn't our cat's fault!!!!

For the first time in the history of falling Christmas trees - it wasn't the cat's fault!

It fell by itself! Apparently it's attraction to our sexy floor was too strong. 😝 The tree made it's move!

All decoration and Christmas lights were all over the floor and I was standing there in disbelief.......in my Miss Claus costume and my amazing boots looking at that mess and still couldn't believe it. And I was just going to make a video and million photos in my boots and costume!!!!! 🙈

Is there any stuff in my life I can get done without any drama?????? 😆😆😆😆😆😆

Is it about me or about the universe...... gravitation..? Murphy's law???????? Or our Big Guy God just has this great sense of humor to make me feel crazy and give me inspiration and material to make fun of myself here even further? 😆

Anyhow! Our God is an Awesome God and He has the best sense of humor!

God bless you all and your families!

Have a blessed holidays with your loved ones in health and happiness!

Love you all! From your poor little girl, Miss Claus! 💗💕